A pack of caramels

Generator sentence:: I honestly find her about as intimidating as a basket of kittens.

A pack of caramels

"I want you in my office this very minute."

"Yes, boss."

I scrambled all the papers around my table. I have been working non-stop for the last 48 hours. It was not going well at all. I had no idea what I was doing. No one in the office had.

She had been running this petty project of hers for months now. She assigned an impossible task to one of her subordinates. She watched in amusement how they struggled and once the work was handed over, she yelled and yelled and yelled.

I was just about to get a yelling monologue as well.

A courier dropped by the reception desk.

"A bad day?", he asked.

I must have been frowning across the room.

"Kind of..."

"She had one this morning as well...", he pointed at the boss's door.

"What do you mean?"

"She always gets a shouting exercise from her husband in the afternoon. A beating as a dessert. Occasionally, she gets one in the morning as well... Got one today... "

"But... she is so intimidating..."

"Intimidating?" He laughed sincerely. "I honestly find her as intimidating as a basket of kittens. Try this."

He handed me a pack of cinnamon caramels. I have never seen those.

As I entered, she was already screaming. I shyly outstretched my arm.

"Want some?"

The screaming was gone.

"Is my husband still here?", she asked in an unusually quiet voice.


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