Couture Issue

Generator sentence:: Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture.

Couture Issue

"Have you seen the headline?"

"Which one?"

"The one in the 7th Day Rest."

"Not yet, I have not finished the 6 Days of Work."

"I think it is about us."

"Let me see. Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture. Colonies? They call our garden a colony? Garden of Eden?"

"It's the tabloids, don't worry about it."

"Then, don't buy it. It spoils my Sundays. It's expensive and it is full of bulshit, for God's sake"

"Eve, don't curse. You know they don't like it."

"And stop calling the God they. There is a perfectly suitable pronoun, right?"

"Don't get me started again."

"S-H-E, like S+HE. Like, SSSSStar + he."

"My God, here we go again."

"Huh, Adam, you did it too."

"Anyways, why do they think the fig leaves are a thing?"

"I don't know. Feel like an apple? I grabbed it from the funny tree over there."

Generator stories are a simple project to practice and improve my English writings based on random generator-produced sentences. The content produced in only 15 minutes is of mixed quality, but in this case - the quantity and speed are the goal. You can get inspired here: