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Creative: Generator Stories

Wooden Masterpiece

Generator sentence:: Jason didn’t understand why his parents wouldn’t let him sell his little sister at the garage sale.
Sep 2, 2022 1 min read
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Spagetti western

Generator sentence:: When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery.
Sep 1, 2022
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Hundred-year monster

Generator sentence:: The father handed each child a roadmap at the beginning of the 2-day road trip and explained it was so they could find their way home.
Aug 31, 2022 2 min read
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Proverbial man

Generator sentence:: It's not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die.
Aug 30, 2022 1 min read
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Coffee, back to back

Generator sentence:: She hadn't had her cup of coffee, and that made things all the worse.
Aug 29, 2022 1 min read
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Grand prize

Generator sentence:: The door swung open to reveal pink giraffes and red elephants.
Aug 28, 2022 1 min read
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Distributed

Generator sentence:: Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin.
Aug 27, 2022 1 min read
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Almond shell

Generator sentence:: Acres of almond trees lined the interstate highway, which complimented the crazy driving nuts.
Aug 26, 2022 1 min read
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Scientific conspiracy

Generator sentence:: He turned in the research paper on Friday; otherwise, he would not have passed the class.
Aug 25, 2022 1 min read
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SH-SH

Generator sentence:: Today I bought a raincoat and wore it on a sunny day
Aug 24, 2022 1 min read
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Marshmallowed

Generator sentence:: Facing his greatest fear, he ate his first marshmallow.
Aug 23, 2022 1 min read
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Revenge

Generator sentence:: He felt that dining on the bridge brought romance to his relationship with his cat.
Aug 22, 2022 1 min read
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Cacti business

Generator sentence:: His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm.
Aug 21, 2022 1 min read
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Dog lawyer

Generator sentence:: He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash.
Aug 20, 2022 1 min read
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Pleasure

Generator sentence:: There have been days when I wished to be separated from my body, but today wasn’t one of those days.
Aug 19, 2022 1 min read
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Circular argument

Generator sentence:: Their argument could be heard across the parking lot.
Aug 18, 2022 1 min read
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The God

Generator sentence:: The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-law's bed.
Aug 17, 2022 1 min read
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The Sanctuary

Generator sentence:: The group quickly understood that toxic waste was the most effective barrier to use against the zombies.
Aug 16, 2022 1 min read
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Twice as much

Generator sentence:: Some bathing suits just shouldn’t be worn by some people.
Aug 15, 2022 1 min read
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Disneyland us welcomes

Generator sentence:: The family’s excitement over going to Disneyland was crazier than she anticipated.
Aug 14, 2022 1 min read
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Kangaroos and rabbits

Generator sentence:: A kangaroo is really just a rabbit on steroids.
Aug 13, 2022 1 min read
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Plane hate

Generator sentence:: Two seats were vacant.
Aug 10, 2022 1 min read
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Game of sounds

Generator sentence:: You should never take advice from someone who thinks red paint dries quicker than blue paint.
Aug 6, 2022 1 min read
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