Spagetti western

Generator sentence:: When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery.

"This is a robbery!"

A small elderly lady in red dress turned, her handback fell onto the ground. As the robber approached the counter, he did not notice the slimey mess that was leaking from the elegant object. Then he slipped and threw his arms and legs in the air. A loud thud, silence. The robbery was over.

Later that day, an interview with the red heroine was published in the Western Times.

"Do you always carry spagetti in your Gucci handbag?"

"Oh, always. When you live a spaghetti western, you better make sure you are ready. And when I cook it each morning, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are supper slippery. I recommend your readers to do the same."